How to cause a stink with your liberal co-workers

I went grocery shopping Tuesday night and I picked up a sealed veggie tray, with broccoli, celery, grape tomatoes and baby carrots. It’s ‘use by’ date was tomorrow Friday. I took it to work at 5am this morning, but there was an emergency, …so I dropped everything to attend to it. I forgot to put it in the work fridge. Sometime around noon I remembered my veggies and I was hungry, so I opened it up. I thought it smelled like strong broccoli, then as I opened it up more the distinct odor of POOF. Then it was the POOF gone bad and then A POOF on steroids. I took it over to a co-worker who immediately screamed “What is that?” “Its veggies, want some?” I replied. I was getting bad looks from everyone. Our floor square footage is huge I would say 4000 to 6000 sq feet, with endless cubes, break room, network closets the space is vast. Then I discovered I had a following. People were chasing me from the area, covering their noses and gagging. Naturally I said “who cut the cheese?” really loud. Ok, so I realized I was not going to be able to eat my veggies, so I dumped them in the break room garbage….little did I know what a literal and figurative stink that was going to cause. I had to find housekeeping; did I mention all the windows on our floor are sealed? They are. Suddenly it was mass hysteria, people coming through the stairwell door or arriving via elevator entered our chamber of horrors gagging. Paul sits right by the elevator and I heard him explaining THAT IT WAS ME who had caused that smell, using no discretion at all! A Muslim lady OK? A MUSLIM lady said ‘What is that stink” waving her hand in front of her face glancing around for a window. “Someone turn on a fan” she said. THEN she said she had thought it was an India person microwaving their food I was ready to go with that story, then her cube neighbor said “Oh no it’s her” and then pointed at me. The entire floor had poked their heads out of their cubes to find out what that smell was. Sandy had her can of Lysol going, she sits next to Kurt and I just said “Kurt put your shoes back on”, but he was too busy gagging to hear me. I grabbed the can of spray from the bathroom but that just seemed to make it worse. I finally went down to security to see if they could turn on the A/c or FAN OR SOMETHING. He gave me a can of heavy duty industrial strength odor neutralizer and sent me on my way. I argued “People are dying up there, we need AIR”. He just chuckled. I took my industrial strength can upstairs and let me tell you when I got off the elevator that stench about knocked me over, it took a moment to regain my composure and I looked around at the carnage. I had finally destroyed the enemy and I toyed with the idea of returning that industrial strength can back to security and leaving for the day. Then..In the distance I saw someone who I actually like there and wasn’t a liberal. I did it for them, I took my spray can and pushed on through the wall of stank and deodorized my floor, then finally as if God were impressed with my ability to forgive, the a/c cut in and order was restored.
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The Sound of Freedom

Hello on this quiet Saturday evening, the 12th of February.

The United States Navy celebrated 100 years of Aviation this year.  I live in San Diego, we are a Military town, thank you Jesus for such a blessing.  There is no chance that it could have been a better day climate wise.  We are blessed in San Diego, for all the snow that has been going around, we haven’t gotten any of it.   It was a sunny, bright day not a cloud in the sky for this event.

The day started promising, I was in Starbucks and two men were discussing the Egypt headlines and one said to the other “Egypt has won, they are dancing in the streets” the other gentleman said to this one “They danced in the streets when Castro took over too”.    I thought ‘Score one for the good guys’.  Shortly after that I boarded the Orange Line Trolley bound for San Diego Bay.  It was crowded and two young men, about 18 were seated across from me.  An elderly couple boarded and these two young men offered up their seats to this couple.  I was truly touched.  Even the bum that had gotten on the train commended these two.  I thought “Score another one for the good guys”.

Aviation is a fun thing, not much is cooler than flying high above it all, in a craft of sorts, not drugs.  The elderly couple that the boys surrendered their seats for had on shirts with airplanes on them.  I suspected they too were headed to the bay.   I was correct and I listened to their conversation (you learn a lot when you listen).  They had purchased reserved seats on the Midway for this historic event.  I had planned to get off at Seaport Village, but they said the Midway was the place to go.

The Midway was really crowded so I decided not to board and opted instead to walk down to Seaport Village.   It was was packed, all of Harbor Drive was crammed with people.  The Shore Front walk was busy with Japanese tourists, street vendors, homeless people, pedi-cabs you name it, they were out there!  I stood in line at Ben and Jerry’s to get their over priced Sundae.  Ben and Jerry are two liberals whom I loathe but they do make good ice cream and it’s Seaport Village everything here is liberal.  How much is a two scoop sundae you ask?  It is $8.98 yes that is $9 for a two scoop sundae at Seaport Village.  They must have talked to Mooshell Obama, who told them to crank up the price of our pleasures, since they are just making us fat anyway.  The ice cream was Strawberry Cheesecake and Whirled Peace.   If Whirled Peace means more chocolate in my cup, I am all for it.

I had to get the sundae in there since I took a picture of it.  I still had 45 minutes to kill, so I headed back to the Midway thinking I would watch from Tuna Harbor.  I heard sirens on the way there and then saw a police officer handing an ID back to a Pedi-Cab driver.  On the ground was a large, gray man with handcuffs on.  I was going to take a picture but it didn’t look like the police would have been happy about that, so I opted not to and continued up the coast.  I passed a bench with an open seat on it and thought “Is that an available seat?”  It was and seated there were my new found friends Dan and his wife Chris.  Two very wonderful people, conservatives of course.  I’m always leery about talking to people in San Diego, in CA people are mostly liberal and we all know how I feel about liberals.   Dan and Chris informed me that the Pedi-Cab driver was instrumental in catching the flasher, the handcuffed man had been exposing himself at the event.

Dan is a commercial pilot and he’s pretty good with calling out the names of the planes, that was so helpful.  Chris is a lovely lady who made me feel very welcome.  It was nice to meet nice people in San Diego, genuinely nice people, smart  and informed people.  They are not originally from CA which is probably why the are genuinely nice and informed people.  I had so much fun with them, I hated for the day to end, but I was exhausted.  I get the title of this blog post from Dan.  I was filming a helicopter formation and a woman sitting near where I was standing said outloud “That’s our tax dollar hard at work” she said it sarcastically.  I knew what she meant, her comment was not lost on me.  I then had to inform her I’d much rather see my tax money like this than in so many other ways.  I went back to Dan and shared my experience and he said “To me, that’s the sound of freedom”.

The show was two hours and various planes flew over, most notably were the Harriers, 4 of them.  I have a fascination with the Harrier Jet.  It is an evil looking plane, it is the embodiment of “I’m gonna get you”.  I love them.  There were 4 of them flying, for me the Harrier says “I carry a big stick and plan to use it”.  I can’t imagine encountering a Harrier if I were engaged in battle with the US.  The helicopters were so cool, they flew over in formation, 8 to a formation.  They are so huge!  It was like I could reach out and touch them, but my camera didn’t feel that way.  I zoomed in and the videos are worthless.  Dan made a good point he said that if you are filming you can’t watch.  Now I missed out on both, a lot of the planes I didn’t get to see because I was filming and my filming turned out to be a disappointment.  I guess in another 100 years I can film it again?

Chris had gone back to Seaport Village to find water and while she was there she discovered being in Seaport Village was better than where we were sitting, so we went back to Seaport Village to watch the rest of the show.  The grand finale was to have about 50 jets fly over at one time in formation.  That did happen and that video turned out OK.  I’m going to post that video here.  Listen to it carefully, because you can hear the sound of freedom.

On an odd note, when I returned home,  my son told me that while he was at class today (police academy) the 50 plane formation flew over them.  One of the instructors asked the students “What’s that sound” to which they all replied “Planes!”.  The instructor informed them they were WRONG,  he told them “That is the sound of freedom”.  God is good isn’t he, when you think have something figured out, he confirms it for you.  All that tax money flying in the air IS the sound of Freedom.

The Pale Horseman

Hello:

It was easiest to do this in blog format than try to upload everything to facebook and then try to organize it.
The photo is of how the ‘raw’ clip looks inside VideoPad video editor.  I do not claim to be any kind of expert or authority on video, I don’t even have the lingo down.  If you look at the ‘raw’ footage (I use quotes because I am not sure if it’s raw video, it could have been edited before getting to youtube, I cannot verify the authenticity of the footage).  The photo here shows the time of the clips, as you can see there are stops, most of the video flows perfectly until you get to where the ‘horseman’ appears.  You are in one scene and then suddenly it switches to another, this to me smells of previous editing, again I am no expert.  Now watch the clip of the horseman included.  It’s fuzzy because there is compression.  However at 7 seconds in the clip, pause it.  Look at the light pole to the left of the Horseman.  There is almost a perfect square formed with dots of light.  The top is seen at 7.0002 and then disappears behind the light pole at 7.0008.  That is at the top the dot of light below is seen more clearly.  Watch it several times, closely at the 6 second mark and you will see what I mean.  Keep your eyes to the left of the light pole.  The horseman footage to me seems to be imposed in the original clip.  I will edit this periodically as I look at it more.  If you want me to send the clip directly to you, leave a comment and I’ll send it to you.  Youtube might be fuzzy.

Edit:  I am working on getting a clear screen shot of what I am talking about and the doing a mark up of it.

***The video has stopped working.  I don’t know why.  Maybe it’s sign that I am wrong?  I re-uploaded the video and it still does not work.
***Update it appears to be working now, I think it was only my computer it wasn’t working on…..

***I believe this video was edited for the purpose of the Muslim people.  The Muslims believe that the Mahdi will return on a pale horse to kill those who will not submit to Islam.  If you want to search it look for the Legend of the Mahdi, Islam.  This is not new, just many Christians are not familiar with the Islamic beliefs.

Look at the circled area, then watch the footage

Time Line for Footage

Demo 2

Demo 1